John Turner

Every morning at work lately, when I crank up my iPod nano, the first song I must listen to is “Dance This Mess Around” by the B-52’s. I’m not sure what that means, exactly. The song is what, 30 years old? I think it was released in ‘79. Oh well, I can only hope whatever it is that’s got me hooked on this song is good, because I don’t think my janky HMO will cover it if it isn’t. If I felt like splurging on a purchase, I’d buy one of those iPod-capable clock radios and set it as my wake-up alarm.